After A While

After leaving this alone for a bit, we did come up with some new material. I can't remember all of it, though, so I'll just try and post what we know.

I think we remember how we wanted ALL ABORT! That's some quality material. That's some class, right there.

I also had an idea for an adaption of this http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Area_Man_Claims_To_Be_The_Most_Elite_Elitist_Ever

article. I'm not going to write out the full script, but it uses a good amount of content from there but w/ a new punchline and more newsy approach. Steven knows how it goes. I'm lazy and don't like typing.

Steven also mentioned "Tourists." If we have anything on that, I guess we can do it. Problem with making fun of Bush is that he's not in office anymore, it's more or less beating a dead horse. Hard. Or beating off a dead horse, which is kinda gross.